Shroom Bro Canada Merch — Apparel & Accessories
Shroom Bro Canada merch is designed for Canadians who take their psychedelics seriously and their aesthetics playfully. Our tees, hoodies, hats, patches, stickers, grinders and rolling accessories are printed and stitched in small runs so nothing feels mass-market. Whether you found us as Shroom Bros, ShroomBros, Shroom Bro, Mushroom Bros or Shroom Brothers, wearing our merch is a quiet nod to the community — a signal to fellow psychonauts that you know where the good mushrooms come from.
Apparel built for real wear
Our tees and hoodies are printed on heavyweight 240 gsm ring-spun cotton with plastisol inks that keep their colour through hundreds of wash cycles. Cuts are relaxed but structured — no boxy nightgown fits, no clingy fashion-brand slims. Hoodies use brushed fleece interiors, kangaroo pockets deep enough for a phone plus a stash tin, and metal drawcord tips instead of the cheap plastic ones that snap after a season.
Designs that don't scream drug-dealer
Every graphic is designed to be subtle enough for daily life. A small embroidered cubensis on the chest. A tone-on-tone mycelium pattern across the back. A neon-cyan Shroom Bro wordmark small enough to pass as any streetwear label. You can wear our merch to work, to the grocery store, or to your grandmother's birthday and only fellow shroom nerds will recognise the reference.
Grinders, trays and rolling gear
For the smokers and edible makers we stock anodised aluminium 4-piece grinders with kief catchers, walnut and bamboo rolling trays in three sizes, and premium hemp and rice papers in king-size and 1¼. Every accessory is picked by our team for build quality — no thin gimmicky plastic here.
Stickers, patches and pins
Cheap ways to rep the brand and cover a laptop, water bottle or jacket. Our vinyl stickers are UV-laminated to survive Canadian winters and dishwasher cycles. Embroidered patches are iron-on and washable. Pins are hard enamel with a butterfly clutch. Bundle a sticker pack into any order for less than the cost of an extra postage stamp.
Sizing and fit guide
Tees run true to size with a slightly boxy modern cut — order your usual size for a relaxed fit or size down one for a fitted look. Hoodies run one size large; consider sizing down if you like a snug hoodie. Full measurements in inches and centimetres appear on every product page. If something doesn't fit right, email sales@shroombrocanada.ca within 14 days for an exchange.
Care instructions
Turn garments inside-out before washing to protect the print. Cold wash, gentle cycle, tumble low or hang-dry. Skip the bleach and the fabric softener — softener coats the fibres and dulls the ink. Iron on the reverse only, never directly on top of a print.
Why buy merch from a mushroom dispensary
Because we get it. Every design on the site is drawn by someone who trips. The mycology is accurate, the psychedelic references are earned, the community in-jokes actually land. When you wear Shroom Bro Canada merch you are supporting a Canadian-owned operation that reinvests profits into better mushrooms, better packaging, and better customer support — not a soulless dropship store printing shroom-shaped clip-art onto Bella + Canvas blanks.
Pairs perfectly with our products
Merch is meant to be worn while you enjoy what we do best. Grab a hoodie for your next microdose hike and pair it with a bottle of our microdose capsules. Wear a tee to a music festival and split a bag of our shroom gummies with friends. Stock your kitchen drawer with a grinder, a tray, and a fresh bar from our psilocybin chocolate bars catalog.
Shipping and payment
Apparel ships in a plain poly mailer via Canada Post Xpresspost, 1–3 business days to major cities. Accessories ship in a padded envelope or small box. Bundle any merch with a mushroom order to hit the $200 free-shipping threshold. Pay with Interac e-Transfer (instant) or Bitcoin (10% off).
Merch FAQ
Do the shirts run true to size? Yes, tees TTS, hoodies size down one. Do you restock sold-out designs? Only sometimes — most drops are limited runs of 100–300. Can I return an item? Yes, unwashed and unworn within 14 days. Do you ship merch internationally? No — Canada only, same as the rest of our catalog.
